Monday, August 24, 2009

Hardcore Heat: Strong Style Typings - Burning Tables!

Hardcore Heat: Strong Style Typings

Burning Tables Match

The Sultan of SmugDoes anyone remember that the Green Phantom walloped Nic Paterson with a chair at our Tenth Anniversary? Unfortunately, I haven't been able to forget because every day Nic comes into the office and in-between quizzing me for an hour about what I am doing, making it absolutely impossible for me to actually do any work at all, he bitches and moans about his neck and head.

Call me a heartless bastard if you like, but despite the ridiculous neck protector he has been wearing, I know Nic has been malingering and exaggerating. Every time a pretty young filmmaker comes into my office when Nic is there, the neck protector mysteriously vanishes while Mr. Thinks He is So Suave tries to put the moves on her.

I am still PISSED at Manny for putting Nic in charge when I was right there.I wasn't going to talk about it, figured it was better to ignore Paterson than to encourage him by giving him some ink, but then Nic made the mistake of bitching about his neck when Manny was in the office and Manny blew up at him in a furious ten minute tirade - really I should have been keeping notes. I know that most people think of Manny as being a sub-literate goon, but he tore a verbal strip off Paterson in at least four different languages without repeating himself once. I had no ideas that there were so many ways to call someone a whiny, spineless, hypocritical pussy.

And as entertaining as that was to watch and listen to, I wouldn't have mentioned that either EXCEPT that when Manny stopped ranting to catch his breath, Nic reminded Manny of two things: First that Manny had signed control of the IWS over to Paterson and Second that Manny had also been bitching that he didn't have a match for Hardcore Heat signed yet.

Your Hardcore Hero"I put you against the Green Phantom at X in a death match because I was hoping that you two maniacs would kill each other and solve two of my problems at once. Since you both survived by some miracle, I am going to punish you in the best way that I know how. You want a match at Hardcore Heat, Manny? Fine. You can face the Green Phantom again. Only this time, it will be in an old-fashioned IWS Burning Tables match. And the loser of the match gets FIRED! I don't even care who loses, because either way, I win!"

Burning Tables match. PCP Crazy F'N Manny vs. the Green Phantom. Loser gets FIRED! In every sense of the word. And the IWS will never be the same again.


Hardcore Heat Card to date:

ChallengerIWS Champion

IWS Title Match:
The Challenger
El Generico
IWS Champion
Beef Wellington

Ersatz Italian Number OneHe would rather beat the SHIT out of you than shake your hand.

IWS Tag Team Title Match:
The Challengers
EXesS and
Heavy Maxx Fury
IWS Champions
The Untouchables
Dan Paysan and
James Stone

Ersatz Italian Number ZeroIf I have to beat the SHIT out of you to get you to shake my hand, that's a sacrifice that I am willing to make.

ChallengerIWS Canadian Champion

IWS Canadian Title Match:
The Challenger
Sexxxy Eddy
IWS Canadian Champion
Shayne Hawke

Urban Sharp Dressed Man MilesThe Bouncing Brawler - Mike Speedball Bailey
Six Man Scramble Match
Urban Miles
Mike "Speedball" Bailey
Twiggy - The Air Guitar HeroJagged - The Tag Team Specialist


IWS DVD & Ticket Special

I now have copies of the IWS Tenth Anniversary show X in my office. They are $20, or you can get the DVD and a VIP ticket to Hardcore Heat for $30. Special is good until Friday, August 28th. You can pay by paypal: or contact me at that e-mail address for more details.


International Wrestling Syndicate presents Hardcore Heat on Saturday, August 29th, at the Just For Laughs Museum Studio, 2101 Saint-Laurent, Montreal. Doors open at 8:00PM, Bell rings at 9:00PM. VIP Tickets are $20, Regular Tickets are $15.00. 18+ Card and Times subject to change.

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